Author: Scott » Published On: November 3rd, 2016 » Filed In: podcast » Comments: (1)
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Scott, Ashley, and Nena discuss Coleman Hell’s big win in Arlington, Heart of the Storm’s dubious ‘record’, and break down more than 20 grade 1 races for Friday. Scott deals with self-inflicted technical issues, as he was following Game 7 of the World Series through his cheap internet stream. The ladies make fun of him, because they are cruel.

SHOW NOTES:

Yes, it’s time for Hold All Tickets, the weekly enema we give the SIM
I’m Scott Eiland, your internet pal. Simhorseracing.com hall of famer.  Today we answer the question, “is the game passing me by and am i facing a slow, steady decline, like someone who just acquired dementia, or bought stock in zima and Crystal Pepsi (I actually LIKE Crystal Pepsi, and I LOATHE Pepsi)

Introducing the cohosts, nena and ashley.

Well, remember that day i was super happy and optimistic about my year? THAT IS NOT TODAY.  I’m afraid to acquire a big time horse now, because i’m fairly certain i’m going to foul it up.  

Reminds me of the Winnebago Man videos.

Let’s be positive

We should probably talk about HOTS breaking the all time earnings record, huh? NOPE. That’s like rewarding Barry Bonds for his achievements. Is it even a record if you have to keep sponsoring million dollar races to reach it?

Friendly reminder that there are only, what, 5 weeks and 2 days to breed foals!

Week 11:

While Scott is having a pity party for 1, let’s talk about the 28 G1 races this week, Friday!
I’m not having a pity party i am having a lull and my ass is tired of being kicked.

http://www.simhorseracing.com/race.php?RaceID=850739 Sydney Trophy
http://www.simhorseracing.com/race.php?RaceID=850740 Caulfield Derby
http://www.simhorseracing.com/race.php?RaceID=850747 Northern Australian Oaks
http://www.simhorseracing.com/race.php?RaceID=850975 London Futurity
http://www.simhorseracing.com/race.php?RaceID=850976 London Debutante
http://www.simhorseracing.com/race.php?RaceID=850798 James Bond Memorial Stakes
http://www.simhorseracing.com/race.php?RaceID=850799 Pasquale Memorial Stakes
http://www.simhorseracing.com/race.php?RaceID=850900 Rosita Cup
http://www.simhorseracing.com/race.php?RaceID=850901 King K (not typing it out) Jewel
http://www.simhorseracing.com/race.php?RaceID=851015 Kenyan Oaks
http://www.simhorseracing.com/race.php?RaceID=850891 Queen’s Cup
http://www.simhorseracing.com/race.php?RaceID=929947 The Inglemark Stakes (sponsored $500k)
http://www.simhorseracing.com/race.php?RaceID=850638 Worldwide Stakes
http://www.simhorseracing.com/race.php?RaceID=850591 Inspired Fox Stakes
http://www.simhorseracing.com/race.php?RaceID=850851 Tasman Classic
http://www.simhorseracing.com/race.php?RaceID=850555 Oceanside Futurity
http://www.simhorseracing.com/race.php?RaceID=850556 Oceanside Debutante (4 horses)
http://www.simhorseracing.com/race.php?RaceID=850557 Oceanside Classic
http://www.simhorseracing.com/race.php?RaceID=850565 Oceanside Oaks
http://www.simhorseracing.com/race.php?RaceID=850570 Oceanside Derby
http://www.simhorseracing.com/race.php?RaceID=850571 Oceanside Dash
http://www.simhorseracing.com/race.php?RaceID=850778 Black Ironwood Classic
http://www.simhorseracing.com/race.php?RaceID=850779 Hitch A Ride Sprint (4 horses)
http://www.simhorseracing.com/race.php?RaceID=850604 Dancer Stakes
http://www.simhorseracing.com/race.php?RaceID=850607 Manistique Stakes
http://www.simhorseracing.com/race.php?RaceID=850611 MIDSUMMER OAKS
http://www.simhorseracing.com/race.php?RaceID=850612 MIDSUMMER DERBY

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  • Some dude... on November 3rd, 2016 says:

    EGOISTE!!!!!!!!! EGOISTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    (sorry…)

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