About Scott

My name is Scott Eiland (pronounced Scott EYE-lund). I am 40. Life has recently round-house kicked me to the face, but I am an eternal optimist. I am a writer and announcer for fun, a front-line customer assistant for a major retailer for money. I recently decided I needed to write stuff on a semi-daily basis. This is my personal blog in which I deal with the trials, triumphs, and absurdities of my life.

Rejected “About Page” facts:

“I’m Scott Eiland. My balls are enormous.”

“Hi, I’m Scott Eiland. I’m not the one who writes ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer’ fanfic. I will not argue about this.”

“Scott lives with his life partner Alec in their enviro-responsible mud hut where they raise their Russian adopted daughter Helga.”

“I’m Scott Eiland and I approve this message.”

“I am a John Mayer fan.”

“I am a twelfth level Paladin in World of Warcraft.”

“What’s uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup”

More to come!